Everyday is a new adventure in self discovery

I think my van is dying :(

^^thats what she I said^^

So, in my developmental biology lab, we were vivisecting explanted chick embryos (basically, you cut a little bit of the yolk embryo around the tiny embryo…) with the purpose of separating the developing myocardia (they fuse to become the heart) with the purpose of instigating the development of two separate hearts. Anyway, I was the only one in my lab group who stepped up to the plate, and as I was about to start the separation process (with a glass needle made from a glass pipette tube using a bunsen burner!?) and I broke/dropped the whole needle and glass went everywhere. I was bleeding a little bit (and still am haha), and there is probably a tiny fragment of glass inside of me (hence the above quote). Unfortunately, the damage isn’t big enough to leave any sort of awesome battlewound :(

koolikeplastic:

bigbuxnowhammies:

am i just stupid or is the left corner tab thing new?

left corner tab thing?

i meant right corner. like, if you hover over a post, the right hand upper corner folds over…

am i just stupid or is the left corner tab thing new?

koolikeplastic:

courier new,
double spaced,
12 point font

will stretch anything
to the required length.

bwahahahaha

command find all of the spaces, higlight them all, and make them size 15

(via fogcitymaverick)

I’ve got hips but I’m not a hipster.

jasminemariah:

Steak & Chicken Bol with black beans, corn, sour cream, & salsa OMNOMNOMNOM

CHIPOTLE!!!!!!!!!

jasminemariah:

My Political Science Professor is a Republican cunt

• She basically told us today that the health care bill is a violation of the constitution and that it’s taking away our freedoms. Really? fucking really?

My Writing Prof is a homophobic cunt

• Basically we had an entire discussion on how men and women differ then we digressed onto homosexuality. He pretty much told us that if they could detect if his son was going to be gay in the womb and they had a treatment for it, he’d ‘fix’ it.

They were both about to get cunt punted today.

PLEASE add “cunt punt” to UrbanDictionary. thanks

koolikeplastic:

just curious. hahahaha
cuz i found out that even more of my friends DON’T. 
the ones i’d least expect too :/

»Whoo! Whoo!«

koolikeplastic:

practically all of my friends aren’t coming back for homecoming.
and i’m gonna look like the two year alumni creeper who came by herself.

awesome.

Sorry :((((

koolikeplastic:

lol. that is all.

HAHAHAH yeah i still don’t feel comfortable saying that. but it was totally true.

perfectimperfections:

ringleaderman:

realitylapse:

kkloyola:

jlomboy:

l3ana:

trickistokeepbreathing:

billiejoe182:

moonlitcemetery:

dreamsofhope:

zackyc:

zackyc:

ash-holee:

wineandpapercups:

kctw:

6’1

5’7”

5’1 :D

5’6 or 7 :/ lol

i think 5’5

5’4”

5’4” and a motherfucking half!

About 5’4 or 5’5

5’2 :(

5’ 10 8D

5’9.

5’8

5’9

5’3ish

6’ 5” and a half. BAM

jasminemariah:

Oh my god besides the Nobel peace prize shit on my dash people are bitching about what he has and hasn’t done.

Fact: The president really doesn’t have that many god damn powers, 90% of the things he promised are not even in his damn power to do, most people knew that before the damn election. Go read the god damn ARTICLES of the Constitution about what he can and can’t do and stop the god damn bitching.

/rant

UMMM, hold the phone! I think you’re forgetting The Great Beer Summit of 2009….

SO….my pediatrician is still my GP even though I’m 19… Anyway, I’m sitting in the waiting room surrounded by kids books and primary colors. On another note, I have outlived all but three of the fish in the tank. Those black sharks really seem to have some oomph although they seem to be going blind…

jasminemariah:

The thought of just going to college for 4 years and getting a BA has never ever crossed my mind. Since I was a freshman in high school I knew I was going to be going to college for a full 8 years. GOD that’s a long time now that I think about it. Time to start looking into Graduate schools.

College is basically the new High School. I always felt like I wouldn’t be able to do anything with a 4 year degree either…

…on the one night of the week I can stay up late :(

seriously, he was totally asleep at 7:45 and he doesn’t have class til tomorrow afternoon. sheesh louise.

I see a SMART car with a Handicap tag on the mirror parked with the seatbelt stuck outside of the door.

applesandmustard:

onesmartblackboy:

Yeah, I said it.

*realizes that most, if not all, females that follow muh tumblr are short*

-___-

i’m 5’8

YES! its a practicality thing when you’re 6-5

koolikeplastic:

babypanda:

Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Been dumped.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for American/Australian Idol.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have. (actors and cartoons)
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.
Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

FUCK YEAK SPARTANS!!!!

perfectimperfections:

It’s just us and it has to be the most awkward shit I’ve experienced in a while

My dad and I don’t really talk, never really had, there’s just…not much to talk about, he talks to my sister muchmuch more

It’s all quiet and stuff, I’m trying not to laugh at the silence

I think I’m just gonna stuff my face with almond Kisses until my friend calls

That sounds like an afternoon at my Grandparents on my dad’s side’s house.

but HEY!!!! at least your dad probably hasn’t inherited a collection of 9 grandfather/grandmother/mantel clocks over the years. that all tick really loud. and are never set to the same time. and ring every fifteen minutes. 

It’s my inaugural Formspring!

http://www.formspring.com/forms/?718375-W9p0fviY87