December 2009
I'm goin' on an adventure
I’m goin’ on an adventure;
gonna see what i can see
goin’ on an adventure
whats in store for me?
were gonna drive way down to Ikea, and then go to a fun party
and im gonna eat at Outback
and its gonna all be free (courtesy of Diana)
fin
oh yeah this is a song, not a poem… maybe i’ll sing it later haha.
Happy New Year’s Eve!
Going to my dad's house
I haven’t been there since thanksgiving. Gonna play me some TheSims2.
okay. i take it you all gave up on what i named my...
koolikeplastic:
i haven’t had time to think of a good name for my car.
my mom suggested “mallory” or “boo” cuz… its a chevy malibu…
but, i’ve decided that its a male car. idk why… it came to me today… as i was driving…
his name is miles.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha
get it? get it? hahahaha ITS PUNNY!!
Malibooty would have also been acceptable haha
morgan freeman can play me in a movie about my...
(via heylookathatree)
I was once told this by a facebook quiz…
I saw me some boob today
too bad it was the side boob of a mexican peasant woman breast feeding her child in public on the main street in town… Oh the life I lead.
I love being at the airport
There are always so many people. Also, you’re not on a not on a flight to texas if there is not a guy with a comboy hat on your flight. Yeehaw! McAllen: Here I come!
confession :
koolikeplastic:
i’ve never played pokemon. in any form. i’ve watched people play, and never really grasped the rules… don’t hate me.
Wow if I was just meeting you now, I’d probably run away. I might have to unfollow you. haha jk.
Man, pokémon were *legit*
Overheard on Wifeswap:
“Revealage of Cleavage”
“I’ve seen the Bikes, the Beer, and the Babes”
Any good ideas for books to read over winter...
WatchI would totally live in this version of the R.D.
There is always time to watch Uma Thurman kick...
fact of life
Watching a foreign film
{i was gonna type something else but)
OMG it is so crazy and it just got innapropriate/ra dic a luss
XXY
edit: oh yeah. I was gonna say that i feel like a boss whenever I watch foreign films and that I wish I was drinking wine and watching it with my sister. but then it got crazy. and had she been here it would’ve been awkward…
Spent the afternoon with the step-siblings
it wasn’t that bad.
They’re old (one is an accountant in Newport Beach, CA, and the other owns a coffee shop, The Victory, in Brooklyn)
I LOVE
commercials that feature opera.
I don’t want to go home to my house tomorrow.
“Here comes my stepdad he’s an ass like always; the same old shit a different day!”
<(*) <=/ \=> ( ) ^ ^
edit: dagnabbit that was supposed to be a penguin. fml.
So, via a friend...
I just found out who the random girl I danced/talked/made out with at some party this summer in Ann Arbor (in that order» at least we got to know each other a little haha) is. And I must say that I didn’t do too bad for myself, and i wasn’t wearing beer goggles.
I confess that in 2009, I have....
koolikeplastic:
1minute1second:
habyul:
secretass:hippocrick:thechocolatebrigade:
(x) stayed single for the whole year ( ) made out in/on a car ( ) kissed in the snow (x) celebrated Halloween ( ) kissed in the rain ( ) had your heart broken (x) broke someone else’s heart (x) had a stalker ( ) went over the minutes on your cell phone (x) had a good relationship with someone (x) someone...
¡Surprise!
I may have just gotten 100% on my Physics final. what?!?!?!?
What I learned from watching "The Sing Off" :
-Omaha, Nebraska has a ghetto???
-Most a capella groups have at least one awkwardly tall member.
-Members of the PussyCat Dolls have names.
-Nick Lachey is still alive. (Damn it)
reblog with 3 things you say too much
koolikeplastic:
dolly-lo:
lilyarabesque:
shelovesjapan:
heartisbreaking:
detoxes:
uruwhore:
1. oh son 2. oh my lanta 3. KUCHIZUKE WO~
1. fuck(ing) 2. shit 3. “i swear too much.”
1.mothafuck
2.the sex
3.FAAAP
1. Penis
2. Fuck
3. Rape
1. DICKS!
2. Pooper
3. Fags
1. YEEEEEEE
2. DEEEEEEE
3. DUMBLEDOOOORE
1 what 2 whack 3 like (hahahaha thats a given)
1. classy
2....
What the hell is up with that?
perfectimperfections:
akeenakin:
solaravada:
So, my step-dad likes to go to my mom about things I do instead of telling me.
This is what happened, I’m in the computer room like 2 days ago playing GTA: SA. He comes in the room and watches me play it, and I just stopped playing for a second, so I can type some codes in my iPhone. I saw that he was still like in the room looking at the the TV...
i think im gonna try making eggs in a basket.
shuuhnay:
koolikeplastic:
shanay makes it sound like open heart surgery. :/
nooo. its not difficult. its just easy to screw up. And by screw up i mean burn. or when u flip it…the egg sticks.
EGGS IN A BASKET IS AMAZING. I like it with orange marmalade.
AHHHHH
I hate it when professors send last-minute threatening emails about projects/papers/etc. I always do all my work and get good grades, but it still makes me freak out about it D:
walkin' down the street, something caught my...
koolikeplastic:
a growing epidemic that really ain’t fly//
A middle-aged lady, I gotta be blunt
So,
I was listening to Christmas music on Pandora to lighten the dreary mood of pre-final exams week. but then this song came up: Shimmy down the Chimney by Alison Krauss
and the lyrics of the chorus are these:
I’ll watch you shimmy down the chimney, baby; I’ll watch you fill up my stocking.
gag me with a spoon.
Seriously Pandora you’re letting me down.
nothing lasts forever. Sometimes, I wonder why people just can’t seem to stay friends? oh well. it happens. all the time. around me.
are there people who I wish I was closer too?
yeah.
but I feel like whenever there is a rift between a group of friends, it never really involves me and I get stuck on one side of a canyon. It kinda sucks. I need to meet some new people, and hang out with...
THE OFFICE
why do you play these mind games with me!??!?!?!?! Sometimes you are TOO funny! but usually its kinda lame.
but really. TRANNY CLAUS?!?! lmao
