June 2009
May 2009
sweatersandsquids:
fmylife:
Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
Hah. My D.A.R.E. officer did this when he was a kid…
reblog if you like whales
upisdownx:
fishbone:
(via thatjeffreykid)
What eats Zooplankton??? HWales!!!
Anybody know websites that allow video chats with...
(via liveinlove)
I need more movie soundtracks
upisdownx:
but I can’t think of the ones I was meaning to get :/
Get the soundtrack to The Virgin Suicides. its by Air
some people just shouldn't be allowed to use...
(via koolikeplastic)
hahaha i think i know who ;)
I hate seeing my mom cry
perfectimperfections:
and it sucks because I never know what to say, and she always says the right things to me when i’m down
worst feeling in the world when you can’t help the person you care about most
:(
omg tell me about it. It doesn’t happen often but when it does ………
I hope it gets better soon
There is no meat in my house.
but hey! there’s yogurt!!!!
tumblr is on the fritz again...
koolikeplastic:
refresh doesn’t give me new posts :/
I FIND THIS HIGHLY OFFENSIVE
i remembered...
heylookathatree:
i saw the video for 3oh!3’s “don’t trust me” yesterday morning.
WTF?!
am i missing something?
oh yeah, and i’m still wondering how the eff do you do the “helen keller”….
ZOMG me too!! maybe involves signing words in peoples palms? or leaving plungers in toilets and re-arranging all of the furniture…
Andy:
taters:
creepy bunny girl..
????? What?
you know exactly what i’m talking about. she lives in your room
BITCH ATE MY MOTHERFUCKIN' COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM
and i actually bought that shit with my own money too :(
Summer Job Hunting Fucking Sucks!
perfectimperfections:
carolyns:
Seriously. This whomps!
Amen sister
Ditto. I applied to three places today, tomorrow should be even better…
fellow tumblrs.
perfectimperfections:
koolikeplastic:
reavesy:
imtellingit:
tristn:
littleorphanammo:
mercurypdx:
thischarmingfag:
inthedance:
andhegetsthegirl:
dutchnewman:
3# words after sex.
I love you.
oh shit dude.
money shot me
Pass that towel
you’re still here?
Untie me, love?
Cash or cheque?
super smash brawl?
what just happened?
I’m not James…?!?
That was it?
Hanging out with an old friend today...
..should be interesting…
What?
Driving to Detroit in 5 hours! My mom and sister are going to Mexico for her graduation present. without me. but its all good
a guy hit on me at work... and asked me for my...
koolikeplastic:
bigbuxnowhammies:
koolikeplastic:
a younger guy. that i used to see in the halls @ high school.
we made the usual small talk like school or jobs… then he asked:
“would you mind if i called you sometime?”
=______________=” but i played it cool, “i dunno…”
“i’m no mass murderer or anything…”
oh, okay thanks cuz i was just thinking that… !? “nawww… i work too much...
Dude, Flight of the Conchords tonight. live.
fogcitymaverick:
HOLLA!
JEALOUS
a guy hit on me at work... and asked me for my...
koolikeplastic:
a younger guy. that i used to see in the halls @ high school.
we made the usual small talk like school or jobs… then he asked:
“would you mind if i called you sometime?”
=______________=” but i played it cool, “i dunno…”
“i’m no mass murderer or anything…”
oh, okay thanks cuz i was just thinking that… !? “nawww… i work too much anyways…”
i shoulda gave him the number...
Girl, shake that laffy taffy.
perfectimperfections:
omgwtfnikki:
(via takeiteasylovenothing)
hahaha this song. i haven’t heard it in a minute.
