Everyday is a new adventure in self discovery

koolikeplastic:

• north face jackets.
• ugg boots + sweatpants.
• fitted hats.
• shoes that are 1.5 sizes too big.
• oversized shirts for men, or as i call them “man dresses”.
• ultra-super-unnecessarily-skinny jeans.
• flannel.

and in some cases, people insist on wearing more than 2 of these things at once.
ew.
what does it all mean!?

TAKE FLANNEL OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING LIST.

Thank you,

Love, Andy

edit: on another note, Man+Dress = Mess?

I now know someone who knows the person who nominates the appraisers for DI GLOBAL FINALS@@@@@@!!!!!!

seriously, why can’t i break the 40 follower threshold?

the guys who live accross the hall from me always have these really cliché conversations. My favorite line from tonight so far:

“The South, it has, this charm to it”

Hmmmm. Maybe its called SOUTHERN CHARM.

sheesh.

rawr.

sincerelyandy:

That was interesting.

WAU!

That happened to me when I was walking home from class. There was a flock of 30 ducks and one almost flew into my face. The other 29 or so were rather friendly, I almost pet a few, but I managed to resist looking like a weirdo.

:(

I’m gonna buy theSims 3

sweatersandsquids:

So far I only can only play crappy renditions of:

Patsy Cline-Walking After Midnight

The Fratellis-Chelsea Daggers

Cat Power-Sea of Love

my fingers are so red and I’m in pain. D:

My roomate plays the Ukelele.

~

 Once, when I was in a hurry to get ready for a formal dance, I stopped by my dorm room to get ready after eating dinner with friends in another part of campus. I get to my room and unlock the door, as usual. When I stepped inside, I realized that the light was on.. which was strange because the lights in my room automatically shut off when no one is in there…. But then, I step through our mini hallway to find my roomate curled up in a ball at his desk/under his loft bed playing If I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys on the Ukelele!!!!!! Apparently he had managed to keep this a secret until DECEMBER. I later found out that he keeps it at the bottom of his closet behind his sleeping bag…

~

yeah

heylookathatree:

you’re giving me dry lips.

SO, I find myself listening to a bilingual conversation about minivans…

Decisiones Extremas

on a channel my new cable calls “Mun2”

basically its the best thing since sliced bread because its ridiculous AND subtitled in English. AHHHHHH Irma just fell of a stool and isn’t talking…. gotta gp

EDIT: DIOS MIO Irma died@@@@!!!!!!!

EDIT O MA GAW IRMA’s Friend Laura is now addicted to SEXO

you can’t buy me, Hot Dog Man!

in other news…

I went to my friends apartment for New Years Eve, and as a housewarming/christmas/new years present, another friend and I gave her salt and pepper shakers (Logan’s) 6 champagne flutes from IKEA and Two steaknives (Outback) 

grand total: $4.99 BAM

but anyway I just really felt old not only giving those things as a gift, but because how much they were appreciated by the receiver. yeah.

NO BABIES!

Work-out more (at least 3 times a week? sounds good)

go on more trips

SHOW INITIATIVE

get a motherfucking 4.0 in all of my classes instead of all of them but one (yeah, I’m looking at you, Orgo lab)

make the Spartan Marching Band BigTen«carry the Minnesota flag

I’m goin’ on an adventure;

gonna see what i can see

goin’ on an adventure

whats in store for me?

were gonna drive way down to Ikea, and then go to a fun party

and im gonna eat at Outback

and its gonna all be free  (courtesy of Diana)

fin

oh yeah this is a song, not a poem… maybe i’ll sing it later haha.

Happy New Year’s Eve!

I haven’t been there since thanksgiving. Gonna play me some TheSims2.

koolikeplastic:

i haven’t had time to think of a good name for my car.

my mom suggested “mallory” or “boo” cuz… its a chevy malibu…

but,
i’ve decided that its a male car.
idk why…
it came to me today…
as i was driving…

his name is miles.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

get it? get it? hahahaha ITS PUNNY!!

Malibooty would have also been acceptable haha

(via heylookathatree)

I was once told this by a facebook quiz…

too bad it was the side boob of a mexican peasant woman breast feeding her child in public on the main street in town… Oh the life I lead.

There are always so many people. Also, you’re not on a not on a flight to texas if there is not a guy with a comboy hat on your flight. Yeehaw! McAllen: Here I come!

koolikeplastic:

i’ve never played pokemon. in any form.
i’ve watched people play, and never really grasped the rules…
don’t hate me.

Wow if I was just meeting you now, I’d probably run away. I might have to unfollow you. haha jk.

Man, pokémon were *legit* 

“Revealage of Cleavage”

“I’ve seen the Bikes, the Beer, and the Babes”