April 2010
I don’t think I’ve ever met a mom who didn’t like me.
fucking roomate
gah
you never sleep here! except when I am trying to take a nap. or right now, when YOU ARE SICK! gah go give your girlfriend your disease, not me thanks.
The transformations in the middle ear region of emergent tetrapodomorphs laid a...
– Andrew Fritz
Ey Pati de donde me dijiste que eras
– 517-391-4769
As received on my phone via text message
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With a grandma like mine...
you can’t be a commitment-phobe. If you call her, or even someone around her, prepare for at least an hour of talking.
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GOOD JOB, WOMEN.
I hope you liked March as much as this series of posts.
koolikeplastiic asked: everything is going crazy today!!
ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
After a period long waiting period, I gladly present
WOMEN’S HERSTORY MONTH
an artistic reinterpretation of the classic Will Forte song
by Kait G., Devan S., and Andrew F. aka me feat. Adam T.
FIRE!
There was a massive house fire 2 or 3 blocks from my dorm this morning! And now all of my things smell like smoke because I left all of the windows in my room open…
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So I read The Great Gatsby
fogcitymaverick:
It was sad, but it wasn’t as amazing as everyone says.
I concur. It’s all hype.
omigawd andy.
koolikeplastic:
that’s gross. GROSS.
and she always looks sickly… but then again, so does her sister (bleh) i thought that dude was with the some other girl… i forget her name…
ugh. my brain is ruined now.
MINE TOO!!! I almost died, straight up. I’m pretty sure it was him, he had a really big fro…
One thing that I forget every year...
is how the earthworms crawl up out of the ground (and onto the sidewalks) when it rains.
And let me tell you: Michigan State University must have some well-aerated soil, because the worm population is MASSIVE, both in numbers and in size of the actual worms; a few I saw were more than a foot long. Walking home from my Anatomy lab this evening, I accidentally stepped on one that was so thick I...
Today I realized that...
I can’t wait would like to have kids eventually. After Easter brunch, I was outside with everyone, and we were watching my mom’s friend’s granddaughter play.
“Charlotte, What are you making with the shovel?” I asked.
She replied “I’m making books!”
Seriously, I want kids who a.) like books and b.) are imaginative.
Later on, she went potty in the...