On one of my escapades last weekend
I was sitting in the Plaza de la Virgen on a fountain, hanging out with a few friends while drinking these MASSIVE, cheap fresh fruit smoothies with a touch of class, casually watching a street performer play with one of those weird giant yo yo things when all of a sudden and without warning (redundancy noted) these two spanish dudes approach us (me and 4 girls) The first one tells us he has a...
I think we can all agree
that the real winner in last night’s Copa del Rey is Gerard Piqué. Because he’s the only one going home with Shakira.
get your act together. I think I stepped in some mierda today and the smell has been following me around, but there doesn’t appear to be anything on my shoes. Pick up after your perros
TIME FOR TELETUBBIES
inyourfuckingface: DIPSY LALA PO TYRONE LMFAO! TYRONE!!!! Lemme smang it?
I’ve had to write papers every night for the past week, and ive been gradually finishing them 30 minutes earlier each night… Who knows, maybe by next year I’ll be finishing papers by 6pm haha I wish
Uh oh Tumblr's obsessed with Spieling Peter again
count-choculitis: What is going to happen I have no idea who spieling Peter is but I needed this .gif on my blog