May 2012
That beautiful moment when...
…you go to cash a check and realize there’s one more zero than you thought there was.
Strep strep strep
May I recover with the speed of a thousand fiery…suns? At least now I know what it is.
The nurse at my doctor’s office told me I had a good gag reflex after she swiped my tonsils for a strep test…
Detroit:
Where motor-scooter people outnumber pregnant women 2:1. And we saw enough of each to know that it was a representative sample.
Selenaaaaaassssssssssssssss
My mom just gave me a $20 Taco Bell gift card!
You know its too damn early to be awake when:
Hiccups in our plan
Well our first plane from Newark to Minneapolis was delayed and later cancelled. So after hours of haggling were now headed to JFK to leave on a direct flight on Singapore Airlines at eleven. While it has definitely been an inconvenience, it sounds like it’s a pretty swanky airline. Hopefully that will be the end of our troubles.
I'm not a terrible person but..,
It’s been slightly more than a day and I’m already wishing my stepdad wasn’t here. He has a knack for being a major downer and has absolutely no sense of direction, but thinks he does. Occasionally I exploit this/follow along to make my mom a little mad too.
There’s nothing quite like the smell of jet fuel in the morning.
